February 2012
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Lyrics to a Misogynistic Electropop Ballad
Dorothy, you remember everything: How I angered you that Spring And I didn’t know at all.
I loved you, can’t you see? Though it couldn’t ever be. I wanted to you to see, I know your name is Sarah. And though I know it might seem crass, When we were fucking in the ass, The thought occurred to me.
God damn it, don’t you see? It was never meant to be. I’ve had too much...
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“On my return home, when the chain on the bathroom door proved hard to fasten,...”
– Walter Benjamin, “Main Features of My Second Impression of Hashish (Written January 15, 1928, at 3:30 P.M.)”
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Square Things That I Do Now, Which I Didn't Do...
Go to bed at 10.
Wake up early (sometimes before 7!).
Exercise.
Subscribe to The New York Review of Books.
Appreciate white wine.
Eat meals at regular times.
Wash dishes immediately after using them.
Make the bed every morning.
Monitor my coffee intake.
Have seen every episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Have seen many episodes of other incarnations of The Real...
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Beards stopped being cool yesterday, when I got rid of mine.
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Notes on Gossip Girl: A One Act Play In The Form...
A: i’m watching gossip girl
it’s gotten so terrible
in this episode, there is an evil french priest
who looks like an abercrombie and fitch model
L: ew
A: yeah, it’s the worst plotting i’ve seen in a long time
not to mention acting, character development, etc.
all rufus does now is look at his ipad on the couch and chuckle like a
moron
seriously
he has...